I was hitherto mired in the evidence of a very important case, when suddenly something far more intruiging drew my eye... The pizza I had ordered. Justice would have to wait. I now sat on the precipice of a dazzlingly confounding tomato-based meal, unprepared for the wickedness that awaited me. At first, it appeared a harmless, ordinary pizza, fully susceptible to my human hands and powerful teeth, yet as I raised it nearer to my mouth, I found it strangely impossible to take the first bite. The sheer-
Lol, idk just a +1 to Neon's comment XD
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